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TOP 25 things… that czech people know the best of all
- Build the most beautiful city in europe and then build a highway directly through it.
- To be outdoor.
- To complain – on everything, everytime.
- To sell any valuable or strategic czech companies to russian mafia.
- To brew and – of course – to drink beer.
- To give lessons of classical dance.
- To build the most expensive highways in whole EU.
- To make strange things like sugar cubes, safety match, icehokey puks and sticks, contact lenses, semtex and pervitine (ephedrine).
- To translate, read and understand Terry Pratchett and british humor at all.
- To have fun – even in situations you would never think of joking… Maybe that’s why Himmler called us „smiling beasts“.
- To create „The Ministry of Informatics“ just because the parties can not agree on the amount of ministers in the new government.
- To steal our own wellfare. Anyway, we gave the world new word – tunneling (banks and so on). We also showed whole the world how to do that.
- To make vurst (sausages) on fire.
- To build beautiful townsquare in the hearth of the city and then fill it with prostitutes and fastfoods.
- To have almost the best scholar system with definitely the worse wages (salaries).
- To improvisate (for example our nurses and soldiers are well known for this).
- To support, love, hate and fight communists.
- To call Slovaks „brothers“ and then divide Czechoslovakia to Czech and Slovakian republic.
- To explain that Czech Republic and Slovakian Republic are not one country till 1993.
- To invent briliant icehockey strategies and then loose it in olympic final with Slovaks.
- To have high quality, world known doctors and to pay them so bad that they go to work in Germany.
- To write and play damn good music.
- To cheat in cues.
- To protest (doesn’t matter what against) in a pub. When others burn cars, we burn cigarettes.
- To keep keltic traditions in the middle of Europe – and then destroy one of our three biggest keltic archeologic places.